Friday, April 29, 2011

How to Summon a Demon

How to Summon a Demon in Five Easy Steps
step 1. Create a wire armature for your Demon. Discard it. Build a better one.

step 2. Build up muscle area with sculpy. The walls may become psychedelic at this point.

step 3. Skin and hair will naturally appear overnight.

step 4. Furnish with clothing from your own wardrobe or that of a friend.

step 5. Your Demon will now be able to travel in time and appear on Victorian postcards...

and star in films such as 1929's "Der Vorhauer"...

and the classic 1968 blockbuster "Sinbad and the Tail of the Demon".

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